The world's leading astrological
organization is spearheading a movement urging that the Earth be
shifted roughly three feet to the left to correct what the group
calls a "slight predictive orbital discrepancy". By
marginally adjusting the Earth's orbit, the group hopes to improve
its overall predictive accuracy which is currently running at a rate
just below that achieved by a standard monkey throwing darts at a
prediction-covered wall.
The group, the International Society of Celestial Prognosticators, has gained international prominence in recent years with the introduction of Astrology to most American public school science curriculums, where it joins with Creationism (also known as Intelligent Design) in accordance with the 2008 passage of the Scientific Method Expulsion Act by faith-based majority lawmakers.
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